Wednesday, 1 August 2012

Pet Peeves part II

Well I am back with a few pointers which will not make you humiliation proof, but can certainly put you in a better position in comparison to those who didn’t make it here, till this very line!!! Now let us take a quick look ...

Drumming your finger nails on wood or any solid surface, and creating  ‘MUSIC’ :p
The world has seen only one Mogambo, and he had all the rights to use fingernails and if that is what you are thinking while tapping your nails, you need a shrink!!!! If you suppose you are actually melodious and in your head are singing and enjoying the mini racket you have created (your  music) take my word for it, no one at all around you thinks you are even close to the music you are playing. Well, if you really want to do that, kindly do it in an enclosed environment, where you aren’t nauseating people with your talents.  I didn’t mean to be rude, but it is better off then tying your hands up or cutting your fingernails forcefully.

Facebook philosophy doesn’t make you a philosopher
Reading this may lead you there though :p..... Well, my friends, Facebook is great, I love reading your statuses about the breakfast you had, and the dog you named coco and the great wisdom that you have suddenly acquired. ( Thank you lord  for giving us Google) but, all that I intend to is to let all the newly enlightened facebook (google)users know,that  these 67 likes and 200 comments do not, I repeat ‘do not make you a philosopher’.  If facebook could actually make anyone anything at all (apart from Zuckerberg- the term is a ‘billionaire’) I would make a temple for it.....After all I am an Indian and that is how pay respect to things and people I like. Hence, let fb statuses be fun, not a stepping stone to your philosophical career.


Baby talking (this ones specially for girls/ladies who have passed their permissible age of that behaviour, let us say 10 yrs)
You may have come across a lot of these eternal pseudo-babies, it may sound cute to some (eg. Boyfriends, opportunists and specially the kind of people who enjoy humiliation of others ‘ they are normally referred to as sadists, but i call them ‘wise nuts’). However trust me, the ones around you, when you indulge in your baby tone, either get absolutely irritated or are silently thanking god that they are not the one who have to endure the overgrown baby or praying to god that next time you get the PDA- pseudo Baby Attack and make a mockery of yourself, it is not with them with and their friends or acquaintances around. Cause a 25 year old going berserk like that is absolutely not acceptable to the rest of the world. So kindly control your attacks or see a shrink if you do not want to become the butt of all jokes, and that my dear is neither back stabbing nor bitching so don’t get heated, its just a few people discussing your ridiculousness in your absence. Baby talk is cute on babies, not on mommy to bes.


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