Well I am back with a few pointers which will not make you
humiliation proof, but can certainly put you in a better position in comparison
to those who didn’t make it here, till this very line!!! Now let us take a
quick look ...
Drumming your finger nails on wood or any solid surface, and
creating ‘MUSIC’ :p
The world has seen only one Mogambo, and he had all the
rights to use fingernails and if that is what you are thinking while tapping
your nails, you need a shrink!!!! If you suppose you are actually melodious and
in your head are singing and enjoying the mini racket you have created
(your music) take my word for it, no one
at all around you thinks you are even close to the music you are playing. Well,
if you really want to do that, kindly do it in an enclosed environment, where
you aren’t nauseating people with your talents.
I didn’t mean to be rude, but it is better off then tying your hands up
or cutting your fingernails forcefully.
Facebook philosophy doesn’t make you a philosopher
Reading this may lead you there though :p..... Well, my
friends, Facebook is great, I love reading your statuses about the breakfast
you had, and the dog you named coco and the great wisdom that you have suddenly
acquired. ( Thank you lord for giving us
Google) but, all that I intend to is to let all the newly enlightened facebook (google)users
know,that these 67 likes and 200
comments do not, I repeat ‘do not make you a philosopher’. If facebook could actually make anyone
anything at all (apart from Zuckerberg- the term is a ‘billionaire’) I would
make a temple for it.....After all I am an Indian and that is how pay respect to
things and people I like. Hence, let fb statuses be fun, not a stepping stone
to your philosophical career.
Baby talking (this ones specially for girls/ladies who have
passed their permissible age of that behaviour, let us say 10 yrs)
You may have come across a lot of these eternal pseudo-babies,
it may sound cute to some (eg. Boyfriends, opportunists and specially the kind
of people who enjoy humiliation of others ‘ they are normally referred to as
sadists, but i call them ‘wise nuts’). However trust me, the ones around you,
when you indulge in your baby tone, either get absolutely irritated or are
silently thanking god that they are not the one who have to endure the
overgrown baby or praying to god that next time you get the PDA- pseudo Baby
Attack and make a mockery of yourself, it is not with them with and their
friends or acquaintances around. Cause a 25 year old going berserk like that is
absolutely not acceptable to the rest of the world. So kindly control your
attacks or see a shrink if you do not want to become the butt of all jokes, and
that my dear is neither back stabbing nor bitching so don’t get heated, its
just a few people discussing your ridiculousness in your absence. Baby talk is
cute on babies, not on mommy to bes.
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